According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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