Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
