my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just had sex on a roof
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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