Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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