she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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