Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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