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If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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