I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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