Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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