: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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