I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
