My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
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Even my vagina gasped.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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