suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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