That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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