No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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