ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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