Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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