Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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