I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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