When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
she looked like the before picture.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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