It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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