But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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