i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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