I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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