i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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