We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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