Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
