Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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