How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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