All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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