Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
My dick has a subreddit
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize