we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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