Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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