my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Randomize