So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
