nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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