Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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