he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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