I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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