Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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