i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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