I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im holly from the hills drunk
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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