Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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