Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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