Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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