The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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