hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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