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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree

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  it happenes

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?

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  Alcohol

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND

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