You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
