He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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