So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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