last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize